August 26, 2008
Separated At Birth, Part II


Something about Michelle Obama has been bugging me ever since the first time I saw her on television — some tiny nagging visceral itch at the back of my brainstem. A few minutes ago, I finally realized what it was.

Skin and hair color aside, Michelle is a nearly a dead ringer for Reese Witherspoon.

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It goes without saying that they're a much more attractive pair than the last politically relevant fraternal twins I discovered.

Posted by Michael Genrich at 08:19 PM
On Political Memes


If "Barack Obama is your new bicycle," Joe Biden is the old cracked helmet you have to wear because your mom is too cheap to buy a new one.

Posted by Michael Genrich at 06:59 PM
August 21, 2008
Let's See A Show Of Hands


Who thinks I should start writing on this thing again?

Posted by Michael Genrich at 01:50 PM