Today was 55 and sunny, which led to a late start and a long lunch and, well, a lot of things being put off. The weather was my last meal before being led to the gallows pole of winter, as the permanent descent into colder temperatures is forecast to begin tomorrow. Bad for my happiness, but good for my devoted audience.

While you're waiting for the dark touch of Thursday to blot out my joy, why not visit Dan and Fikrad for some fine Internet yuks? Tell them I sent you, and each will send you a money-saving coupon for use at most grocery stores in the continental United States.

The weather has turned inexorably toward the crappy. The sun sets shortly after lunchtime. The ice weasels sharpen their fangs in preparation for feasting.

These all mean but one thing: more time for the weblog! Rise and cheer, O Internet Throngs, to celebrate my return.