Call me a political tyro if you must, but I bet if you could get all the Israelis and Palestinians into the same room with a copy of Gigli playing on a large projection screen, they'd forget about all this Gaza Strip nonsense and instead start arguing over whether Ben made J-Lo break off the engagement or vice-versa.

And then while they're distracted, we could all sneak into Jerusalem and steal the secret pornography stash they've been fighting over for the last 3,000 years.