January 11, 2005
On Theology

When I was a kid, I believed that God made it impossible for us to roll our eyes all the way back into our heads because He didn't want us gazing directly inward upon our bare naked souls. Now that I'm older and have more life experience, I realize what a stupid idea that was. The real reason God doesn't let us roll our eyes all the way back in our head is so that it's easier to tell normal people apart from zombies.

Posted by Michael Genrich at January 11, 2005 10:49 AM