Instead of changing her name to "Esther" and blabbing about it to anyone who would listen, I think Madonna should have changed her name to something secret, kinda like Rumplestiltskin did, waiting in silence for people to guess what it was and then awarding a prize to the winner, because then we could all get together and agree to not guess the new name and she would remain silent for a very long time, which would be a much nicer sound than anything on American Life.