Whenever I'm feeling down and depressed, I like to imagine that I'm the king of a very powerful country, only the power comes from my citizenry's advanced dancing abilities, and whenever I send them off to war it is really a dance war, and we are always better dancers and therefore the victors, and before I feed the losers to the alligators I tell them what a good job they did.
Posted by Michael Genrich at June 22, 2004 09:17 AMHopefully before you feed them to the alligators, you would tell them: "You got served!"
Posted by: josh lucas on June 22, 2004 12:34 PMActually, all my alligators wear giant rubber Ashton Kutcher masks and play prerecorded audiotapes informing the losers of their Punk'd status immediately prior to consumption.
Posted by: mg on June 22, 2004 12:37 PMIf you forced all of the captured enemy soldiers to line up and do the macarena or the electric slide, would that violate the Geneva Convention?
Posted by: Dan on June 22, 2004 02:50 PMOf course not. Nothing in the Geneva Convention prevents prisoners from keeping the weapons they brought into combat.
Posted by: mg on June 22, 2004 03:00 PM