June 21, 2004
Political Punditry

Instead of selecting Peter Camejo as his running mate, I think Ralph Nader should have held a contest where everyone in America would vote for their favorite type of candy, and then huge amounts of the candy that won the contest would be given to every American for free. Then since Americans really like candy, some would eat their huge supply too fast and get sick or die, and then Ralph Nader could use his Consumer Advocacy Superpowers to sue the manufacturer of the candy for a whole lot of money, and then Ralph would have so much money that he would lose interest in running for President, which would be nice for me because I think he is very weird and I don't like seeing him on TV. But I do like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, which is my vote in case he decides to listen to my advice.

Posted by Michael Genrich at June 21, 2004 02:16 PM