Like you may have noticed, there's a few small changes happening on this humble Site du Web. The sidebar links are being renovated, a new title is being sought, I'm trying to have at least one thing a day to say. Plus, I'm determined to find a way to post pie regularly. New technology, the pie posting.

But there are promises from posts past that need addressing as well. I've made allusions to: a song involving man-sandwich love; T-shirts; local celebrity stalking. If there are things I've forgotten, please deposit a reminder in the comments. These things will be brought to finality by the end of springtime.

But there's a lot more to talk about, including: boats, the German language, woodworking, bird chiles, home recording, microscapic travel. Yeah, microscapic. It's a new word that means something to me, and I hope I'll be able to demonstrably define to you.

God, I really feel like I've been asleep for four months.