God, I wish this Movable Type thing came with a crankinessalyzer.

I wrote something yesterday as an explanation for laziness. Reading it again this morning, the post made me sound like some dottering 70-year-old shooing the neighbors kids out of my driveway.

I rationalized my lack of posting as evidence of not wanting to write uninteresting things. I might as well have gone to the local stonecutter, asked for the highest pedestal they sold, asked to have three of them stacked atop one another, then had a tower crane mount me upon them all as I held a giant neon sign that shined "MOST INTERESTING PERSON EVER" into the air over my head.

There is a moral to this. It's okay to suck, but it sucks to defend your suckiness.