August 13, 2003
From The Department Of Health
A sign has appeared in my upstairs bathroom. It's a folded piece of 8.5" x 11" copier paper, on which my wife has scrawled the following:
Did you......
- ...lift both lids?
- ...wipe the seat?
- ...remember to flush?
- ...wash your hands?
I'm pretty sure this sign is meant for the boys.
But on second thought....I did live in a fraternity, y'know.
Posted by Michael Genrich at August 13, 2003 11:08 AMComments
The newborn can read already? And uses the toilet? Man, you guys are advanced up there in Maine.
Posted by: fik on August 13, 2003 04:52 PMLet me note: this is the first time in recorded history that anyone has referred to folks in Maine as "advanced."
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