August 07, 2003
Oh Good, Another List

I really should create and market new headache remedies to assist us old fogeys in dealing with the abominable pablum on Top 40 radio. I've already put the cart before the horse by coming up with product names before starting the R&D:

Rage Against the Migraine
Christina Analgesia
Excedrinescence featuring Paul McCoy
Advil Lavigne

Posted by Michael Genrich at August 07, 2003 04:28 PM
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Korn Flakes

Black Eyed Peas and Carrots

Linkin Logs Park

Posted by: yoyoma on August 7, 2003 11:00 PM

I used to make lists of fitting concert venues in study hall. It was a fun diversion and this reminded me of it. So I ran through a few for old times sake.

Jefferson Airplane / Stone Temple Pilots / B 52's
Prince / Queen
Supertramp / Madonna
Pearl Jam / Green Jelly
Alice in Chains / Iron Maiden
Pretenders / Millie Vanili
Twisted Sister / Allman Brothers
ButtHole Surfers / Beach Boys
White Zombie / Grateful Dead
Poison / The Cure
Cherry Poppin' Daddies / Barenaked Ladies
Judas Priest / Ministry / Faith No More
Destiny's Child / Offspring
Great White / Phish


Yes, some are more inspired than others.

Posted by: John on August 12, 2003 12:47 PM

> Pretenders / Millie Vanili

This is the best BY FAR. Make room for Elvis Costello and the Imposters on the opening bill, though.

Posted by: mg on August 12, 2003 01:21 PM
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