Attention Media Members: please feel free to use these awful headlines I've created in your obsessive coverage of Arnold Schwarzenegger's gubernatorial bid:

• The Two-Year-Terminator
  
• Jingle All The Way To The Governor's Mansion
  
• If We Elect Him, He Can't Make Terminator 4
  
• What's Harder To Spell: "Gubernatorial" Or "Schwarzenegger"?
  
• Now You Can Vote For A Big Austrian Guy
  
• Hey Let's Make Another Insipid Reference To "Total Recall" or "The Running Man" Because We're A Sucky Small-Town Paper