Can a computer help a human being solve his inner mental torment? We've asked Solaris 8, a UNIX-based operating system developed by Sun Microsystems, to see if it can.

mpg@carmen: help me oh god help 
 ERROR: Key 'me' not found (he1) 
 ERROR: Key 'oh' not found (he1) 
 ERROR: Key 'god' not found (he1) 
  
 help: 
         help [arg] 
  
 (When all else fails execute "help stuck".) 

mpg@carmen: i can't work i can't work i can't work
Unmatched '.

mpg@carmen: if i can't get out of this rut i think i'll die
if: Expression Syntax.

mpg@carmen: what the hell am i supposed to do
can't open the (26)
can't open hell (26)
can't open am (26)
can't open i (26)
can't open supposed (26)
can't open to (26)
can't open do (26)