August 01, 2003
War Is For The Birds

ROCK OFF COAST OF MAINE (MG) Tensions remain high along the DMZ as a soldier from the People's Union of Chicken examines two Republic of Duck sentries leaving their guardhouse. Several skirmishes involving kitchen scraps and feed pellets have exploded over recent weeks.
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undoubtedly the best post in a long time. i loved this.
Posted by: drewgod on August 1, 2003 10:33 PMA most welcome blog entry that provided today's ha ha, keeping in mind that your flair for pelting motorists with food will long provide a ha ha every time I see Ohio plates.
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