Welcome to ye newly arrived visitors from this Portland Phoenix article about likely transsexual libertarians people with Internet-type Web thingees in this grand state of Vacationland. Readers of an "alternative" newspaper will be pleased to find that this site also offers an alternative — an alternative to compelling writing.

But you're here, so why not make the best of it with these classic favorites, as I:

• ...suffer the effects of my raw animal magnetism!
• ...age at a horribly accelerated rate!
• ...sloppily celebrate the arrival of Spring!
• ...succumb to my obsession with James Carville!
• ...shamelessly recycle old content!
• ...point you toward the entire archive in a desperate attempt to stir up traffic!

Like the Phoenix, this site reads like it's written by twelve-year-olds, so you will not need to adjust your expectations before proceeding.

Thanks to Laura for alerting me to the Phoenix piece.