Back when I had more free time, I ran a very sporadically-updated webzine-ish thing called Snappy Dresser, which is actually showing faint signs of resuscitation. My favorite recurring feature was "Metal Confessional," where readers shared their shameful heavy metal pasts involving formerly popular bands.
Well last night, I received an email from a fan of Quiet Riot, one of the Confessional subjects. This is easily the best email I have ever received in my life:
Subject: ABSOULUTLY THE BEST SHIT KICKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Thu, 1 May 2003 20:44:46 -0400ROCK AND ROLL MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!QR MADE HISTORY!!!!AQND WILL DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PER QUIET!!!!!!!!!!
UPDATE: Make sure to vote in the poll on the left side. It's for Science!
Posted by Michael Genrich at May 02, 2003 11:52 AMBest arugment I've seen in ages for the keyboard breathalyzer.
Posted by: Dan on May 2, 2003 11:56 AMWhy? Cause I had a painter's hat with the words "Quiet Riot" spread across the front of it when I was little.. my dad brought it back from a business conference from.. San Diego or some such place. Weird. But man did it pick up the ladies!
Posted by: gunge on May 12, 2003 03:47 PM