April 09, 2003
Grandmaster Flash
My four-year-old wants to play chess every night before reading bedtime stories. It's so adorable, I have no choice but to accomodate his wishes.
And I beat him every time!
These punk kids today think they know everything. Let me tell you something, kids: us old folks can do everything better than you. Especially you four-year-olds.
We're old! We're bold! Get used to us!
Posted by Michael Genrich at April 09, 2003 04:21 PMComments
even projectile vomitting?
or how about *recovering* from projectile vomitting? those kiddies bounce back quick.
Posted by: gunge on April 10, 2003 02:37 PMPlease. A kid can't even get enough tequila in his stomach to prime the vomit pump.
Errr, not that I've tried or anything. You're not with Social Services, are you?
Posted by: mg on April 10, 2003 03:00 PMPost a comment