March 05, 2003
Nathan
He's eight today. Eight! I have shoes younger than him!
What were you doing eight years ago today? I remember what I was doing: having my world redefined by nine pounds of boy.
Let's list some examples that show just how long eight years really is.
Eight years is:
- Thirty-two seasons of The Anna Nicole Smith show
- Eight World Series without the Red Sox
- Two terms of President Clinton
- Over $50 million in steam-cleaning fees for the White House during the above
- About long enough to start considering an Air Supply reunion
- 12 Jennifer Lopez marriages
- Still not enough time for me to finish college