Lyrics that come to mind when I see this photo:

I laid a divorcee in New York City

I had to put up some kind of a fight

The lady then she covered me with roses

She blew my nose and then she blew my mind

          - Honky-Tonk Women

When I'm ridin' round the world

and I'm doin' this and I'm signing that

and I'm tryin' to make some girl

who tells me baby better come back later next week

'cause you see I'm on losing streak

          - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction

Just as every cop is a criminal

And all the sinners saints

As heads is tails

Just call me Lucifer

'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me

Have some courtesy

Have some sympathy, and some taste

Use all your well-learned politesse

Or I'll lay your soul to waste

          - Sympathy for the Devil

And also one that must put the Democrat Party into fits:

Wild horses couldn't drag me away

Ed. note: Tony Pierce has been doing this sort of thing for years.