From the "You Just Know It's Gonna Happen" department:
Segways have become generally available to the public — even Amazon will soon be pushing them out the warehouse doors. This means that a certain segment of our population, possessing metal shop skills and a yearning towards applied arts & crafts, will shortly have a new object with which to demonstrate their special gifts.
So let me be the first to ask: How long before someone makes a bong out of a Segway?
Posted by Michael Genrich at January 30, 2003 12:29 PMI wanna see some homie lower a Segway, put in a bumpin' system and bling that mutha out.
Posted by: Dan on January 30, 2003 01:32 PMDon't forget the Playstation 2 built-in, with controls on the handles. Although you might be trying to juke a defender in Madden 2003, and wind up turning your Seg smack into a wall.
Posted by: Mike G on January 30, 2003 02:53 PMShhh. This is gonna be the biggest new marketing idea, ever:
Segway Accessories
...like, a nice wicker bike basket for your Segway, but made of translucent blue plastic, so it'll be as Imac-ish as your stapler (insert link of said stapler here).
I know I know, save it for www.halfbakery.com.
Posted by: df on January 30, 2003 04:11 PMtoo late for the bling yo!
Posted by: assata on August 5, 2003 11:45 AMThe above comment links to this:
http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/gallery/28/display.php?x=10
God bless you, whoever sent this.
Posted by: mg on August 5, 2003 01:35 PM